Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Jessica Alba - Venus Rising

jessica alba news peopleJessica Alba appeared in Venus Rising as Young Eve. Venus Rising was a 1995 film starring Jessica Alba, Henry Bean and Morgan Fairchild.

Awful does not begin to describe this movie., I admit that I have a weakness for films with attractive women. When I found Venus Rising movie, with Meredith Salenger, Audie England, Jessica Alba, and even Morgan Fairchild, I thought to myself, "Whoa! How did I miss this one?" After watching Venus Rising, I understood how it could have slipped through the cracks. Venus Rising is absolutely one of the worst movies I have ever watched. It was so horribly bad that I was compelled to sit through the entire flick to see how much more terrible it could get.

The script of Venus Rising must have been (and for simple ease, here, I'll just continue to use the word 'bad') bad to begin with, but the director somehow bad it even worse. The editing leaves much to be desired. In a word? Bad. Just really, really bad. The concept of walking around with a wonderful little pyramid-shaped box that dispenses all sorts of drugs, narcotics, mood-enhancers, or whatever... Wow. And yet, the person with the magic pyramid still is constantly, suicidally unhappy. The flashbacks to a youth where there was no food, you lived in an empty prison on a deserted island, again, where the WAS NO FOOD, and yet lots of healthy-looking people fighting over the scraps of food that somehow 'were found'? Again, wow. And how about the Virtual Reality machine that lets people just 'appear where they want' for 'dates'? Wow. Just wow. And all these people who will just 'show up' when it's convenient to the story. "Hey there, just happened to be strolling down the beach with this unopened can of Pepsi. How about having sex with me for it? I can see that you're pretty filthy, and you seem to have some blood on your clothes, but what the heck, I'm game. We'll just duck under this convenient boardwalk where no one else happens to be and..." Shoot me now, just get it over with, will you? Who wrote the script? The director's fourth-grade kid? As a class project?

And the end of the Venus Rising film is so terribly, incredibly, unforgivably bad... It's like, "Uh-oh. Got to wrap this up in... hmm... we'll give it 90 seconds, but since my kid only wrote 30 seconds of dialog, we'll have another 60 seconds of awkward silences to stretch it out."

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Jessica Alba - Camp Nowhere (Film Debut)

jessica alba news peopleJessica Alba appeared in Camp Nowhere as Gail (Voice (Film Debut)). Camp Nowhere is a 1994 film directed by Jonathan Prince, written by Andrew Kurtzman and Eliot Wald, and starring Jonathan Jackson, Christopher Lloyd, Melody Kay, Andrew Keegan, and Marne Patterson. Camp Nowhere film also features Jessica Alba in her first film role. This film is rated PG by the MPAA.

Cast

* Jonathan Jackson - Morris "Mud" Himmel
* Christopher Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
* Melody Kay - Gaby Nowicki
* Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
* Marnette Patterson - Trish Prescott
* Wendy Makkena - Dr. Celeste Dunbar
* Thomas F. Wilson - Lt. Eliot Hendricks
* Hillary Tuck - Betty Stoller
* Devin Neil Oatway - Tim
* Allison Mack - Heather
* Jessica Alba - Gail
* Ian Christopher Scott - Warren
* Peter Scolari - Donald Himmel
* Romy Windsor - Nancy Himmel
* M. Emmet Walsh - T.R. Polk
* Ray Baker - Norris Prescott
* Kate Mulgrew - Rachel Prescott
* Burgess Meredith - Fein
* Jonathan Frakes - Bob Spiegel
* Genie Francis - Mrs. Spiegel

CAMP NOWHERE a winning comedy!!!!!, Me and my friends love Camp Nowhere movie. It's hilarious. Made me feel like a kid again what with all the summer camp motifs. My friend Tommy says it reminds him of his camp he went to for about five years when he was a younger kid. We put this on at the liquor store on the vcr here and watched it from beginning to end. Even the customers liked it. It kind of calms them down when they are buying alcohol. Christopher Lloyd is so funny. Camp Nowhere soundtrack rocks too. They don't make them like that anymore, it's all that Korn sounding stuff. My name is Todd M. and I give this 4 stars!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Jessica Alba - Awards

jessica alba celeb data base peopleJessica Alba's Awards as below
Awards
Year Result Award Category Nominated Work
2000 Nominated Golden Globe Award Nominated: Best Performance by an Actress in a TV-Series - Drama Dark Angel (TV series)
2001 Won ALMA Award Breakthrough Actress of the Year None
2003 Won DVD Exclusive Award Best Actress in a DVD Premiere Movie The Sleeping Dictionary
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Liplock (Shared with Mekhi Phifer) Honey (film)
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Chemistry (Shared with Mekhi Phifer) Honey (film)
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Actress - Drama/Action Adventure Honey (film)
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Breakout Movie Star - Female Honey (film)
2005 Won Young Hollywood Award Superstar of Tomorrow None
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Actress: Action/Adventure/Thriller Sin City (film)
Nominated Saturn Award Best Supporting Actress Sin City (film)
Nominated MTV Movie Award Seexiest Performance Sin City (film)
Nominated Teen Choice Award Movies - Choice Actress: Drama/Action Adventure Fantastic Four (film)
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Fantastic Four (film)
Nominated Imagen Foundation Best Actress Fantastic Four (film)
Nominated MTV Movie Award Best Hero Fantastic Four (film)
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Into The Blue
2007 Nominated TV Land Awards Little Screen/Big Screen Star (Women) None
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie: Hissy Fit Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Nominated Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Ioan Gruffudd) Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Good Luck Chuck
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Dane Cook) Good Luck Chuck
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Awake
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Hayden Christensen) Awake
Nominated Spike TV Guys' Choice Awards Hottest Jessica None
2008 Nominated Premios Juventud " (2008 Premios Juventud #She Steals the Show) Actríz que se roba la pantalla" Awake (film), Good Luck Chuck, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and The Eye (2007 film)
Won Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Best Movie Actress Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Won Teen Choice Award Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller The Eye
Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actress Love Guru

Friday, June 5, 2009

Happy Birthday, Angelina Jolie!


Angelina Joli

Angelina Joli turns 34 today and received a heck of a birthday present yesterday. She topped the Forbes Celebrity 100, crowning her the World’s Most Powerful Celebrity

Monday, June 1, 2009

Jessica Alba - Filmography, Television, Television Guest Appearance(s)

jessica alba imageshack usJessica Alba's Filmography, Television, Television Guest Appearance(s) as below table
Television
Year Title Role Notes
1995-1997 (1995 TV series) Flipper Maya Graham Recurring Role
2000–2002 Dark Angel Max Guevara/X5-452 Main Lead Role
Television Guest Appearance(s)
Year Title Role Episodes
1994 The Secret World of Alex Mack Jessica "School Dance"
"Hoop War"
"The Accident"
1996 ABC Afterschool Special Christy "Too Soon for Jeff"
Chicago Hope Florie Hernandez "Sexual Perversity in Chicago Hope"
1998 Brooklyn South Melissa Hauer "Exposing Johnson"
Beverly Hills, 90210 Leanne "Making Amends"
"The Nature of Nurture"
The Love Boat: The Next Wave Layla "Remember?"
2003 Mad TV Jessica Simpson "Episode #9.5""
2004 Entourage Herself "The Review"
2005 Trippin' Herself "Costa Rica"
"Honduras"
2009 (US TV series)The Office Herself/Sophie "Stress Relief"